"In these memoirs I bounce all about British TV with such success that I wind up in radio. I will also be filling a few holes that I left in the previous decades. For example, I managed to forget in Book One that I had been shot. Twice."
Danny Baker's first volume of autobiography,
Going to Sea in a Sieve
, was a
Sunday Times
bestseller, acclaimed for its non-stop humor and
"In these memoirs I bounce all about British TV with such success that I wind up in radio. I will also be filling a few holes that I left in the previous decades. For example, I managed to forget in Book One that I had been shot. Twice."
Danny Baker's first volume of autobiography,
Going to Sea in a Sieve
, was a
Sunday Times
bestseller, acclaimed for its non-stop humor and anecdotal flourish. It told the exploits of Danny's childhood and the wild living of his teenage years. Now, he is 25 and it is 1982, and he embarks on an accidental and anxiety-induced career in television—going off alarming. With rollicking good stories from what he describes as "a frankly crackpot life," Danny continues this stupendous chronicle with irrepressible verve and hilarity. Dozens of TV shows—many of them lousy—give up their backstage stories, and Danny's extraordinary family, particularly his father Spud, react to the ride throughout. Game shows, talk shows, adverts and
TFI Friday
are but a few of the unplanned pitstops along the way. Not forgetting the tale of Twizzle: the Dog Who Hanged Himself, Died, Then Came Back to Life Again. . . Clearly, this will be no ordinary show business-stroll down memory lane.
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Hardcover
,
272 pages
Published
September 1st 2014
by Orion Publishing
(first published May 8th 2014)
Volume 2 of Baker's memoirs is a colourful, at times riotous breeze through the years where his media ubiquity, he claims, must have been grating for viewers and listeners. That's not how I remember it. His co-conspirator, Danny Kelly, once described Baker as the country's best broadcaster and from radio evidence, that's how I remember the early 1990s. He's still doing the same show on 5Live on Saturday mornings, and it's unmissable.
His inherited devil-may-care cavalier attitude to such fripperi
Volume 2 of Baker's memoirs is a colourful, at times riotous breeze through the years where his media ubiquity, he claims, must have been grating for viewers and listeners. That's not how I remember it. His co-conspirator, Danny Kelly, once described Baker as the country's best broadcaster and from radio evidence, that's how I remember the early 1990s. He's still doing the same show on 5Live on Saturday mornings, and it's unmissable.
His inherited devil-may-care cavalier attitude to such fripperies as career or financial planning is well-documented here, a childlike charm on its own. Inherited? Yup, from the glorious Spud, Danny's dad, who, as in
Going to Sea in a Sieve: The Autobiography
, is again the provider of most of the laugh out loud episodes, rivalled only by Twizzle, the cunningly-inventive but deranged dog.
Volume 3 is promised. I could read it right now.
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Danny Baker
is a great story teller and someone with many great stories to tell. The first thing to confess is that I am very biased in favour of Mr Baker. I am frequently amazed to discover that not everyone shares my enthusiasm. What's not to love?
Danny Baker
is a great story teller and someone with many great stories to tell. The first thing to confess is that I am very biased in favour of Mr Baker. I am frequently amazed to discover that not everyone shares my enthusiasm. What's not to love?
Going Off Alarming
is, in common with Volume 1, very similar to listening to Danny talk - quick, chatty, witty, and compelling. This volume deals with the celebrity years as variously a TV presenter, comedy writer, radio presenter and the face of Daz washing powder - as well as being a high profile pal of Chris Evans and Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne.
The book is naturally a joy. The anecdotes come thick and fast, and are frequently at Danny's own expense. My personal favourites include getting shot in the arse in Jamaica Road, his first meeting with Kenneth Williams, the caravan tow bar injury, his non-meeting with Bob Dylan, and an extraordinary day out with Paul Gascoigne. We also get to enjoy more anecdotes from Dan's childhood, and especially about his dad Spud who appears to be an even bigger character than his son.
It's another entertaining, funny and interesting read. I say again, what's not to love?
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Sky black with hats, for this is a pip and a dandy. An object lesson in how this sort of thing - i.e. a multi-volume autobiography - *should* be done;
nota bene
,
Stephen Fry
. It fairly zips along, is seldom not very funny and along the way skewers most of the tropes that we've been trained to expect from the genre. Can't wait for volume three for more letting daylight in on magic. English as tuppence, changing yet changeless as canal water, nestling in green nowhere, armoured and effete...
This is a tremendously entertaining book, more so than the first volume, with stories and anecdotes that had me snorting with laughter every other chapter. The story that stretches the incredulity most of all, however, is how Danny underlines how everything just seemed to fall into his lap career-wise. According to him, he never strived for anything, never had any media centred ambitions, never had never a clue what he’d do next and lived fundamentally for the moment. Which, underneath it all, y
This is a tremendously entertaining book, more so than the first volume, with stories and anecdotes that had me snorting with laughter every other chapter. The story that stretches the incredulity most of all, however, is how Danny underlines how everything just seemed to fall into his lap career-wise. According to him, he never strived for anything, never had any media centred ambitions, never had never a clue what he’d do next and lived fundamentally for the moment. Which, underneath it all, you tend to think must just be utter ballocks. Danny Baker had drive, ambition and a thirst to display his talent in whatever he did, no matter how much he might deny it to himself and to his readership. Otherwise none of us would be reading this and he would never have bothered writing it either. Yes, he had heaps of luck along the way, but you might argue that this is the common factor that links all “success” stories - chance meetings with random people and random fortune perceived and followed up in a certain way by the person who meets it. Danny happily admits to really taking advantage of lucky breaks when he could, and you wish that every po faced autobiography by some celeb, sportsman or (and these are the worst “I made it happen” culprits) entrepreneur would admit similar. Just how many Paul Gascoigne's - or Danny Baker’s - are out there who never put in the practice, met the right agent, or manager or mentor, fell into the right job, lived in the right place and so on? Well, this isn’t philosophy, this is entertainment and you’re best just sitting back and enjoying it for what it is.
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Danny Baker is one of the most entertaining broadcasters there is. His radio shows have always been a breath of fresh air, his wit and ability to tell stories is without equal.
This second installment of his biography covers the years of his big breakthrough and subsequent fall from grace.
It is a series of tales told only as Danny could tell them. There is little meat to flesh out the bones of why he got the sack from various broadcasters and shows. To that end there is little malice or bad fee
Danny Baker is one of the most entertaining broadcasters there is. His radio shows have always been a breath of fresh air, his wit and ability to tell stories is without equal.
This second installment of his biography covers the years of his big breakthrough and subsequent fall from grace.
It is a series of tales told only as Danny could tell them. There is little meat to flesh out the bones of why he got the sack from various broadcasters and shows. To that end there is little malice or bad feeling about any of the downturns in fortune. Everything is told with good grace and buckets of humor.
Don't expect an insight into broadcasting in the '90s, just enjoy the brilliant storytelling of a star who seems to think one of these days he'll be found out.
Brilliant stuff....roll on volume 3.
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I enjoyed this much more than the first volume, I think because it covers a period I can remember.
My only objection I that these multi volume memoirs have obviously been written in one go, (perhaps after/during his cancer diagnosis?), so why must we suffer slim yearly volumes? Why not one hefty tome to cover a life lived anymore?
I also admire the fact that despite plenty of scope for it, cancer, a prematurely dead sibling, these aren't in any way a misery memoir. As he says about his brother, th
I enjoyed this much more than the first volume, I think because it covers a period I can remember.
My only objection I that these multi volume memoirs have obviously been written in one go, (perhaps after/during his cancer diagnosis?), so why must we suffer slim yearly volumes? Why not one hefty tome to cover a life lived anymore?
I also admire the fact that despite plenty of scope for it, cancer, a prematurely dead sibling, these aren't in any way a misery memoir. As he says about his brother, that's nobody's business, and fills the pages with ridiculous showbiz shenanigans and absurd anecdotes.
The third volume will have to deal with his cancer but I'm sure it will be in between silly stories, and no doubt out in time for Xmas!
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It's rare for me to laugh out loud at a book but this was impossible not to, usually building from a snigger through a stifled to laugh to an outright guffaw.
Baker writes like he broadcasts - with brio and wit and sheer joy of life - at times the sentences are worthy of a latter day P G Wodehouse in the way he builds an anecdote.
The undoubted star of the book is his dad Spud, a man with his own outlook on life and who Danny clearly adores, his mum is no weak link either and wife Wendy manages to
It's rare for me to laugh out loud at a book but this was impossible not to, usually building from a snigger through a stifled to laugh to an outright guffaw.
Baker writes like he broadcasts - with brio and wit and sheer joy of life - at times the sentences are worthy of a latter day P G Wodehouse in the way he builds an anecdote.
The undoubted star of the book is his dad Spud, a man with his own outlook on life and who Danny clearly adores, his mum is no weak link either and wife Wendy manages to cope with everything usually by laughing at him.
Just as good as the first volume with more tales and anecdotes than is surely right for one life and there is another volume to come. Great writing, a corking life and highly recommended reading.
Hilarious. I'm a big fan anyway but this is a great read. The stories about his Dad are laugh out loud funny but it is the chapter on Paul Gascoigne which stands out. Moving, genuinely empathetic and beautifully written.
It's a delight to read this second volume of Danny Baker's autobiography. He is such an optimistic extrovert with an expert way with words. He has wonderfully entertaining anecdotes. This book is a tonic. Roll on volume 3.
I was already familiar with a lot of these anecdotes but this is a superbly written autobiography and packed with great stories, hilariously told. The bit about him trying to paint the bedroom ceiling had me doubled over on the bus. Roll on Volume 3.
Brilliant. I enjoyed the first book and this was just as great. Most people know Danny Baker as the Daz man but he has done so much more. An entertaining romp through Danny's early TV career providing us with a fabulous insight into his early days at the 6 o'clock show.
Danny Baker has a certain wit that will go over some peoples head but for me a brilliant read from stat to finish.
Danny Baker is an engaging host. He invites you into his life, sits you down and then spins yarns of all sorts about his life and career. He writes well (if indeed it's him) and it's enjoyable enough, but there's no link to tie it all together.
The glory years. A very funny read, laughing out loud on the train is always a little embarrassing but understandable when Danny talks of delivery milk to a block of flats or opening a fete in the rain. I look forward to Volume 3.
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