Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those quest
A Warning from the Publisher:
Many readers have questions about Lemony Snicket, author of the distressing serial concerning the trials of the charming but unlucky Baudelaire orphans, published under the collective title A Series of Unfortunate Events. Before purchasing, borrowing, or stealing this book, you should be aware that it contains the answers to some of those questions, such as the following:
1. Who is Lemony?
2. Is there a secret organization I should know about?
3. Why does Lemony Snicket spend his time researching and writing distressing books concerning the Baudelaire orphans?
4. Why do all of Lemony Snicket's books contain a sad dedication to a woman named Beatrice?
5. If there's nothing out there, what was that noise?
Our advice to you is that you find a book that answers less upsetting questions than this one. Perhaps your librarian, bookseller, or parole officer can recommend a book that answers the question, "Aren't ponies adorable?"
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Paperback
,
218 pages
Published
May 6th 2003
by HarperTrophy
(first published January 1st 2002)
Mei Bracken
It's helpful to understand what exactly is happening, but I don't think it would spoil the series too much. I personally think it all depends on how
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It's helpful to understand what exactly is happening, but I don't think it would spoil the series too much. I personally think it all depends on how much you know about the storyline already.
It's also helpful to read some of the more recent reviews if you haven't already. They'll explain it better than I can.
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I'll use this one for a brief summary of my relationship with ASOUE. I fell in love with these books when I was 11 and kept reading them devotedly as they came out. When I was 13, this book was released, along side Book the 10th. The two of them together jumpstarted my love of the series to a new level. For the first time I joined an online forum and introduced myself to the world of the internet. I started a commonplace notebook, created theories, looked for clues, talked with other rabid fans,
I'll use this one for a brief summary of my relationship with ASOUE. I fell in love with these books when I was 11 and kept reading them devotedly as they came out. When I was 13, this book was released, along side Book the 10th. The two of them together jumpstarted my love of the series to a new level. For the first time I joined an online forum and introduced myself to the world of the internet. I started a commonplace notebook, created theories, looked for clues, talked with other rabid fans, and it was fantastic.
The final book in the series was somewhat disappointing, but I still appreciate what it did in a sense. I still wish we could've found out more about the secrets of VFD and that damn sugarbowl but what are ya gonna do?
But I wouldn't be who I am today without these books. This one in particular which drove me to the internet, could be said to have changed my life. I don't know if I'd have later joined CR, played Mafia, found MSPA, or anything if it hadn't been for my experiences with this book. Interesting to think about.
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This book is the zenith of the entire Lemony Snicket collection. It is the piece of the puzzle that makes you sit up and say, "Good heavens, there
IS
a plot!"
When I read the first few Series of Unfortunate Events books, it was only to familiarize myself with what I was told from all sides was sure to be the next Harry Potter phenomenon. I wasn't terribly impressed with the first two or three volumes -- cute idea, I thought, but nothing that really grabbed me. A couple of years later, I needed so
This book is the zenith of the entire Lemony Snicket collection. It is the piece of the puzzle that makes you sit up and say, "Good heavens, there
IS
a plot!"
When I read the first few Series of Unfortunate Events books, it was only to familiarize myself with what I was told from all sides was sure to be the next Harry Potter phenomenon. I wasn't terribly impressed with the first two or three volumes -- cute idea, I thought, but nothing that really grabbed me. A couple of years later, I needed something to listen to in the car, so I borrowed some of the SoUE audiobooks from the library. It was then that I began to realize something vital: Beneath all the puns and stilted language and Edward Gorey-dom of the rest of the Series of Unfortunate Events books lies the delightfully sinister tale of Lemony Snicket himself (of which the Unauthorized Biography is the sourcebook), and it is THAT story -- not the sad, sad tale of the Beaudelaire orphans,
ad nauseum
-- that is at the heart of the whole series.
You must have read at least the first four or five of the SoUE books in order to understand the appeal of the Unauthorized Autobiography, but it's worth looking at even if you haven't read the whole series.
If possible, read the hardback edition. It features a couple of interesting elements that the paperback version lacks.
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"This book does not appear to be a forgery, which is not to say that the story is true - only that it is accurate. That this book comes from Mr. Snicket is unquestionable, which is not to say that some do not question it."
A hilarious, confusing, deliberately misleading "autobiography" of author/character Lemony Snicket. Very silly, and has a reversible cover so you can hide what you're reading and disguise it as
The Pony Party
, a story about the luckiest kids in the world.
This is not a volume of
"This book does not appear to be a forgery, which is not to say that the story is true - only that it is accurate. That this book comes from Mr. Snicket is unquestionable, which is not to say that some do not question it."
A hilarious, confusing, deliberately misleading "autobiography" of author/character Lemony Snicket. Very silly, and has a reversible cover so you can hide what you're reading and disguise it as
The Pony Party
, a story about the luckiest kids in the world.
This is not a volume of the bestselling series; rather, it is supposedly an autobiography about its author, but somehow also unauthorized. Now I don't see how an autobiography can be unauthorized, unless, of course, it is. Mr. Snicket's story appears to have been written without his permission, with many errors and very little actual information, but he has gone over it and made his own comments.
First off, the major error is the fact that on the back cover and in the book, an obituary for Mr. Snicket appears. This, of course, is improper, since he's not dead. (He says so in the book.) The book is arranged to have each chapter covering an important question. However, Mr. Snicket judged all the questions "improper" and scratched them out, then replaced the questions with even stranger questions. Many photographs are included as evidence that contributes to nothing and in fact the people in most of the photographs are unidentified. Songs, clippings, articles, letters, and other evidence from the Snicket file (some containing secret coded messages) are arranged unhelpfully throughout the book.
The book carries a warning that reading the book is dangerous, because someone might be watching you and think you are associated somehow with the author. So, Mr. Snicket kindly provides a reversible cover for the book! If you take the book's jacket off and put it on the other way, the book looks like a very happy children's book called
The Luckiest Kids in the World: The Pony Party!
Children about the ages of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are pictured happily riding a pony, and false information is made up for an author and an illustrator to make it look like an entirely authentic yet ridiculously sappy book.
Many disclaimers are placed throughout this book to make it more confusing and less than helpful, and great care is taken to reveal absolutely no information about the Snicket/Baudelaire case. To quote the opening of one chapter: "For various reasons, portions of this chapter have been changed or made up entirely, including this sentence." Even the index is self-referential and makes no attempt to help locate information on any given topic.
This book is hilariously funny. Near the opening, you are treated to such strange sentences as "Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours," or this gem, "The day was as normal as a group of seals with wings riding around on unicycles, assuming that you lived someplace where that was very normal."
I was especially amused, incidentally, by the copyright information, which informs you of all the regular "do not copy" warnings but also insists that you do not eat the book without permission, and it informs you that if there are any pictures or illustrations of you in the book, basically you are probably in danger and very embarrassed, but there isn't a thing you can do about it. Though this is not part of the actual series proper, it is an amusing jaunt through a twisted mind (or set of minds, depending on who's saying so), and is all the more delightfully twisted for not having to stick to a readable plot.
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The only reason I didn't like this book was simply because I didn't understand it. However someone bought it for me- along with Unfortunate Events books 1,2,6 & 7 (in that order!) so I decided to give it a go. I have to confess that I have never gotten into the Unfortunate Events series probably because even though I think he is a very unique writer & can be very funny, he can also be very fustrating. Now & then he wanders off on tangents, for example explaining why he had written a
The only reason I didn't like this book was simply because I didn't understand it. However someone bought it for me- along with Unfortunate Events books 1,2,6 & 7 (in that order!) so I decided to give it a go. I have to confess that I have never gotten into the Unfortunate Events series probably because even though I think he is a very unique writer & can be very funny, he can also be very fustrating. Now & then he wanders off on tangents, for example explaining why he had written a certain word, what the word means & perhaps how else you can use that word in another context. Therefore it takes me quite a while before I get in to the story but even then I'm a little confused.
I really think that to enjoy (& understand) this book you'll need to have read the stories since it all seems to tie in. But even then (unless you're a massive detective fan) I wonder if you can make sense of it.
Okay, this book acknowledged most (but not all) of my questions, then systematically didn't answer them. Seriously. It was a bit interesting - a collection of fake articles, journal entries, letters, etc. - but had little relevance to the issues about which I was hoping to learn more. Also, at times, the writing crossed the line from "humorously silly" to "annoying and somewhat difficult to read." The entire book seemed to really lack a point, and certainly didn't even pretend to have a plot. Bu
Okay, this book acknowledged most (but not all) of my questions, then systematically didn't answer them. Seriously. It was a bit interesting - a collection of fake articles, journal entries, letters, etc. - but had little relevance to the issues about which I was hoping to learn more. Also, at times, the writing crossed the line from "humorously silly" to "annoying and somewhat difficult to read." The entire book seemed to really lack a point, and certainly didn't even pretend to have a plot. But I have to say, the most frustrating thing was the way the chapters were titled with relevant questions (ex. "Why is Lemony Snicket recording the story of the Baudelaires?") which were then crossed out, supposedly by Snicket, and replaced with questions about which I really didn't care. Had it taken me more than a couple of lazy hours to read, I would have skipped this book.
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This book is about the unknown life of a very mysterious and well kept man who need to keep secrets.
Passage: P.15 and 16
My aunt, who is either a woman named Julie Blattberg or a woman whose name I am pretending is Julie Blattberg, gave me a small key that unlocked a box that contained a key which in turn unlocked a box that contained a key which in turn unlocked another box that contained the information that makes up this book, and made me swear never to let it reach the public, even
Summary:
This book is about the unknown life of a very mysterious and well kept man who need to keep secrets.
Passage: P.15 and 16
My aunt, who is either a woman named Julie Blattberg or a woman whose name I am pretending is Julie Blattberg, gave me a small key that unlocked a box that contained a key which in turn unlocked a box that contained a key which in turn unlocked another box that contained the information that makes up this book, and made me swear never to let it reach the public, even in the enormous, imposing living room of some abstruse-a word which here means "cryptic"-private club, among trusted associates enjoying after-dinner brandy... That reminds me, the letter continued, I would like a brandy myself. Please excuse me for a moment.
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When i first read this passage, it really made me go back and read it again just to make sure i wasn't re-reading anything! I really like this part when he is trying to give hints but is still making everything more confusing. When he tries to explain what the word abstruse is, he explains it with a harder word. He also goes and gets himself a brandy before he finishes this chapter which also kind of made me laugh.
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This is one of the most oddball books ever written. It is primarily designed to confuse and confound...it's like House of Leaves crossed with Pale Fire and Monty Python. I found this book before I had even heard of the 'Unfortunate Events' series, so you can imagine how confused *I* was. It's not much in the way of literature, but it is fascinating as our long-suffering "author" gives scant details about his journeys, some enigmatic information--AND PHOTOS!-- of his history.Along with a fake cov
This is one of the most oddball books ever written. It is primarily designed to confuse and confound...it's like House of Leaves crossed with Pale Fire and Monty Python. I found this book before I had even heard of the 'Unfortunate Events' series, so you can imagine how confused *I* was. It's not much in the way of literature, but it is fascinating as our long-suffering "author" gives scant details about his journeys, some enigmatic information--AND PHOTOS!-- of his history.Along with a fake cover, curiously written corrections and addenda, maps, coded messages, transcripts of secret meetings. "Unfortunate Events" readers may be disappointed in this...but people who like a cerebral giggle or two with their reading might enjoy.
If there is some moral or lesson to be learned from this puzzle of a book...identity can be changed, but at what cost?
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This is a very interesting book. I'm a little amazed that the author (one Daniel Handler) is so able to construct a really odd and mysterious and bizarre world that still somehow works. He'll mention something on one page that seems completely random, and then two chapters later is able to tie it all in somehow! This book has a lot of nicely delivered tidbits regarding the Snickets, and, as far as is relevant, the Baudelaires and V.F.D., as well as many of the other characters that appear in A S
This is a very interesting book. I'm a little amazed that the author (one Daniel Handler) is so able to construct a really odd and mysterious and bizarre world that still somehow works. He'll mention something on one page that seems completely random, and then two chapters later is able to tie it all in somehow! This book has a lot of nicely delivered tidbits regarding the Snickets, and, as far as is relevant, the Baudelaires and V.F.D., as well as many of the other characters that appear in A Series of Unfortunate Events. You get the feeling that there's a lot more to this text than meets the eye. There's almost an eeriness about the presentation, from the old-school photos and the perpetually unsolved mysteries, but the handwritten notes in the margins and clues to solving the codes make it a real feast for the fan. The funny thing is I always just wish the chapters would address what they originally were about, rather than answering Mr. Snicket's own curious questions. The writing style is naturally consistent, and the presentation, at least of the hardcover edition, is fantastic (that reversible dust jacket design is just genius).
At first I thought this book doesn't really answer anything, though it almost seems to promise to, but by the end I felt like I had just that much more of an understanding of this very unique world that the author has created. It's also funny to me that an autobiography could be unauthorized. Only Lemony Snicket.
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Just a side note, I'm a big
obsessed
fan of the series. I've read each of the 13 books at least thrice over the past 6 years. I absolutely freaked out yesterday when I saw this book at Fullybooked Katipunan and I immediately bought it. Right now I'm halfway through reading Stardust but I absolutely could not help but pause with Stardust and just start reading this book this already. And since it's quite a light book to read, I finished it in roughly 2 hours or so.
Anywho.
Oh, how I've missed eve
Just a side note, I'm a big
obsessed
fan of the series. I've read each of the 13 books at least thrice over the past 6 years. I absolutely freaked out yesterday when I saw this book at Fullybooked Katipunan and I immediately bought it. Right now I'm halfway through reading Stardust but I absolutely could not help but pause with Stardust and just start reading this book this already. And since it's quite a light book to read, I finished it in roughly 2 hours or so.
Anywho.
Oh, how I've missed everything ASOUF-related. It was an absolute nostalgic feeling as I went through every page. I've missed Jacques Snicket, Mr. Poe, Uncle Monty and it was great just seeing their names again. I even missed Lemony Snicket's vocabulary lessons.
I do wish the book answered even one of the 3167 (just a made-up number, if it's not obvious HAHA) questions I originally had about certain things in the series. The book was just as mysterious as each of the 13 books of the series were, and even though it added more questions to my original 3167 unanswered ones, I enjoyed flipping through one page to another.
The book did mention a few events that went behind-the-scenes (not included in the actual series) that really interested me. Such as the thing about Esme's marriage to Jerome Squalor. Or the whole Mr-Poe-telegram thing. The book added more spice to the actual series by revealing certain events that happened behind-the-scenes, yet after reading about them, you will still find yourself not having an answer to the big question of
WHY?
Oh well. :)
I miss the Baudelaires and the Quagmires most, I still wish I can read more about them, to find out what happened to them next or how they are now. But even thought this book didn't fulfill that longing, it was still worth reading, especially for a huge Lemony Snicket ASOUF fan.
And I
LOVE
how the book was constructed. It was very creative, like the actual series itself-- all the torn pages, telegrams, photographs-- just pure art.
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Throughout his books, Lemony Snicket tries to persuade his readers to give up on The Series of Unfortunate Events, but I just didn't listen. They were too witty and amusing, so I read through the entire series only to find that when Snicket warned that there would not be a happy ending, what he really meant was that there wouldn't be a
satisfying
ending that answered the mysteries from the rest of the series.
So. Frustrating.
And then I discovered this book, whose tit
I suppose I can't blame him.
Throughout his books, Lemony Snicket tries to persuade his readers to give up on The Series of Unfortunate Events, but I just didn't listen. They were too witty and amusing, so I read through the entire series only to find that when Snicket warned that there would not be a happy ending, what he really meant was that there wouldn't be a
satisfying
ending that answered the mysteries from the rest of the series.
So. Frustrating.
And then I discovered this book, whose title page promises to answer most of those burning questions. Finally!
...except it doesn't. The tantalizing chapter titles are crossed out and replaced by questions that barely matter. The chapters are filled with various photographs and clippings and documents; they're occasionally entertaining or helpful, but only occasionally. They point out some interesting links and details, but nothing that really resolves the big mysteries further, at least not without raising further questions. I actually started thinking that the real answers might be hidden in Sebald Code, but I didn't know where to start underlining every eleventh word and then I realized that that would be ridiculous and only make me angrier.
And the word games and narrator banter aren't even as humorous as what's in the actual series, with the exception of a few pieces of genius, like the reversible book jacket about a pony party.
It's upsetting because I adored this series, but I really think I'm going to have to write my own ending to read to my hypothetical children so that they won't have to go through the same bitter disappointment.
So, yes, I guess I am blaming you, Lemony Snicket. Even fictional authors who have mystery and misdirection as their main shtick should eventually GIVE LOYAL READERS SOME ANSWERS ALREADY!
GUYS LEMONY SNICKET IS NOT REAL!
Okay:) I did an autobiography project in 3rd garde and picked Lemmony Snicket cause I was reading the series at the time. So...I don't really remember this book...shh! Don't tell!
So, funny story, right? Everyone was checking out these autobiographies and I grabbed this one and the mean librarian stopped me (school library) and was like, "He's not real! You have to pick a real person! But it back! Blah blah snarky blah!" So I was angry and picked a stupid ice-skate
GUYS LEMONY SNICKET IS NOT REAL!
Okay:) I did an autobiography project in 3rd garde and picked Lemmony Snicket cause I was reading the series at the time. So...I don't really remember this book...shh! Don't tell!
So, funny story, right? Everyone was checking out these autobiographies and I grabbed this one and the mean librarian stopped me (school library) and was like, "He's not real! You have to pick a real person! But it back! Blah blah snarky blah!" So I was angry and picked a stupid ice-skater that I forget the name of. Then I went back the next day and got this book...ha! Stummped Ms. Stumph! No, really. No joke. No even joke.
:) So it was pretty cool. Kinda boring, but hey! I was in 3rd grade.
And we had to dress up as the people, which was weird cuz he's not even real so...meh. But I decided on a plaid shirt of my dads and some slacks...of my dads. :)
Gooooood times. Good times.
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As a break between the 11th and 12th books in The Series of Unfortunate Events series, here's a mostly incoherent and nonsequitor fake autobiography of the fake author of these books. It's full of clues for some of the big reveals later in the series, but mostly is an opportunity for the author to indulge his stylistic whims. It's full of people in period costumes, crossed out passages, codes, and quotes from J.D. Salinger and Roald Dahl. I do love that as the books go on, the life and identity
As a break between the 11th and 12th books in The Series of Unfortunate Events series, here's a mostly incoherent and nonsequitor fake autobiography of the fake author of these books. It's full of clues for some of the big reveals later in the series, but mostly is an opportunity for the author to indulge his stylistic whims. It's full of people in period costumes, crossed out passages, codes, and quotes from J.D. Salinger and Roald Dahl. I do love that as the books go on, the life and identity of the writer, who seemed at first to just be a unimportant observer, has become more and more tied to lives of the main characters. I'm sure this will be interesting to flip back through again once the series is over.
Additionally, the reversible cover to turn it into the book "The Pony Party: The Happiest Kids in the World" is genius.
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I love this book. As a fan of ASOUE for over ten years now, it was a pleasure to revisit
The Unauthorised Autobiography
and find it just as maddeningly coded, light on real information and full of inanities as I remembered. I can appreciate why it wouldn't suit readers in search of actual
answers
, but given the lack-thereof in the series as a whole, TUA is a perfect accompaniment. It delves just far enough into the shrouded world of VFD to tantalise, without destroying the mysterious premise of
I love this book. As a fan of ASOUE for over ten years now, it was a pleasure to revisit
The Unauthorised Autobiography
and find it just as maddeningly coded, light on real information and full of inanities as I remembered. I can appreciate why it wouldn't suit readers in search of actual
answers
, but given the lack-thereof in the series as a whole, TUA is a perfect accompaniment. It delves just far enough into the shrouded world of VFD to tantalise, without destroying the mysterious premise of the series by laying anything out plainly. For those that occasionally tire of the routine structure of the Baudelaire tales and wish to spend some time with the older generation, this is a must-read.
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Recommends it for:
people who like confusing books
If I could give this book zero out of five, I would.
I thought that all my questions would be answered when I read this book. There was lots of mystery surrounding practically everything - from V.F.D. to the author himself. But when I read the book, instead of getting answers, I left with even more questions.
To me, the book was just a bunch of random papers stuffed together and bonded. For example, pages 140 and 141 had telegrams. When you flipped the page, a photograph appeared, captioned "Will
If I could give this book zero out of five, I would.
I thought that all my questions would be answered when I read this book. There was lots of mystery surrounding practically everything - from V.F.D. to the author himself. But when I read the book, instead of getting answers, I left with even more questions.
To me, the book was just a bunch of random papers stuffed together and bonded. For example, pages 140 and 141 had telegrams. When you flipped the page, a photograph appeared, captioned "Will I ever see her again?" I had been expecting the telegrams to be explained, but all I got was a picture that was completely irrelevant.
I was very disappointed in Lemony Snicket because books 1-10 in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" were pretty good. However, everything went downhill from there. I was not happy with books 11 and 12, as mentioned in my reviews. I thought that it would all become self-explanatory when I read
Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography
, but sadly, it was not.
Furthermore, I was not happy that this book did not feature the Baudelaire orphans. Snicket's series revolved around the unlucky events of the Baudelaire lives. Even though I had questions that were not about the Baudelaire, I would have liked for them to play a bigger role. I understand that this is Snicket's autobiography, but only a fraction of the book actually had to do with Snicket. Not much was revealed about him, but again, nothing much was revealed at all. I had to learn everything from surfing the web.
All in all, I thought this was a bad book that was all over the place, disorganized, and irrelevant.
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While this book does shed a little light on some of the mysteries of the Series (a few Aha! moments), some of it is just random and even repetitive.
The use of random old photographs to tell a story reminded me of
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
(which was written later and which can be found on my "abandoned" shelf). Here, at least there was an original story to somewhat match the photographs, but I prefer the illustrations of the series.
As a Snicket fan, I've been dyin to read this book when it was released way back in mah college years. The ads said the book contains the hidden clues to lemony Snicket's identity leading to some spoilers for the last book of A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Can you believe it...I bought a hard bound copy of the book at Booksale for only 66 Php? LOL. Amazing. But then, too late. I'm finished with the thirteen books. I just bought the book for the same of collection...and remembrance.
The Unauthoriz
As a Snicket fan, I've been dyin to read this book when it was released way back in mah college years. The ads said the book contains the hidden clues to lemony Snicket's identity leading to some spoilers for the last book of A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Can you believe it...I bought a hard bound copy of the book at Booksale for only 66 Php? LOL. Amazing. But then, too late. I'm finished with the thirteen books. I just bought the book for the same of collection...and remembrance.
The Unauthorized Autobiography is outrageously funny. As in. Beginning with the title: how can an autobiography an unauthorized? Hehe. Only Lemony Snicket can think of that. And many other things. As far as I know, the man behind Lemony Snicket is Daniel Handler. For those who aren't Snicket fans, Lemony Snicket is a character in the series and not a real person. The author of A Series of Unfortunate Events is none other than Daniel Handler. Owkie?
The book, as usual, contains thirteen chapters...arranged in funny clippings. Oh yeah, not the usual texts you see in books. A collection of photos and newspaper cutouts and some things that are related to the major characters in books. Lemony Snicket never goes out of amazing words. You think it's nonesense but he got some points.
I hope I can read The Beatrice Letters.
And ei, Lemony Snicket recently released another book. Not in the series but connected somehow.
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It was kind of boring, and it wasn't really a bio about Lemony Snicket (A.K.A. Daniel Handler), it was just a few questions answered about a couple things. The chapters should have been what they originally were, not the hand written chapter headings.
I didn't like how there were parts where he wrote in his handwriting, because I couldn't read it very well, and some of his letters looked like other letters, etc.
Honestly it was really quite boring. It was like...IDK. Who was it talking about Lemon
It was kind of boring, and it wasn't really a bio about Lemony Snicket (A.K.A. Daniel Handler), it was just a few questions answered about a couple things. The chapters should have been what they originally were, not the hand written chapter headings.
I didn't like how there were parts where he wrote in his handwriting, because I couldn't read it very well, and some of his letters looked like other letters, etc.
Honestly it was really quite boring. It was like...IDK. Who was it talking about Lemony Snicket if they were talking about Lemony Snicket?? I mean it wasn't Lemony Snicket himself, right?? Words that describe rated book:
Boring, slow, confusing, hard to read, not making sense, tiring.
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This book was grea fun to read. Anyone who has read and enjoyed A Series of Unfortunate Events must read The Unauthorized Autobiografy.
It is writen in the same style as A Series of Unfortunate Events and is supposed to tell the reader about Lemony Snickets life, which it does in mr. Snickets own peculiar way of telling stories.
The only reason this book does not get a better rating is that parts of it is writen in hand. Handwriting can be very authentic to read, but unfortunately it was rather
This book was grea fun to read. Anyone who has read and enjoyed A Series of Unfortunate Events must read The Unauthorized Autobiografy.
It is writen in the same style as A Series of Unfortunate Events and is supposed to tell the reader about Lemony Snickets life, which it does in mr. Snickets own peculiar way of telling stories.
The only reason this book does not get a better rating is that parts of it is writen in hand. Handwriting can be very authentic to read, but unfortunately it was rather hard for me to make out what parts of it said. But don't let that put anyone off, it is a great book even if you can't make it all out, besides it will make for a interresting sencond read.
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Recommends it for:
fans of Lemony who have read all the books!
I thought this was hilarious!!
This is a book that goes along with A Series of Unfortunate Events - kind of a little companion on the side book. It was exactly in the style of the others, still super super funny, and it did kind of give us some more information about the VFD and Lemony.
I loved all of the little notes and newspaper clippings. I also LOVED that there is a reversible cover - in order to hide that you are reading this dangerous book, of course. Sadly I was unable to actually reverse
I thought this was hilarious!!
This is a book that goes along with A Series of Unfortunate Events - kind of a little companion on the side book. It was exactly in the style of the others, still super super funny, and it did kind of give us some more information about the VFD and Lemony.
I loved all of the little notes and newspaper clippings. I also LOVED that there is a reversible cover - in order to hide that you are reading this dangerous book, of course. Sadly I was unable to actually reverse the cover, as I got this book from the biblioteca, but I could still see it!!
Loved it. I love reading these books because I just giggle to myself at the banco.
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Sariah the Authoress
I was able to reverse my cover. :) I used it to try and trick my siblings into thinking I was reading some boring book about a party that had too much
I was able to reverse my cover. :) I used it to try and trick my siblings into thinking I was reading some boring book about a party that had too much good fortune to be true. :D
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May 30, 2011 04:44PM
This book is just plain fun. It’s full of photographs, letters, minutes, and scripts all teeming with tantalizing and mysterious information about V.F.D. I’m just going to quote from the Wikipedia page here: “The book helps clear up some loose ends from the series, but it also introduces many more mysteries, as well as elucidates details which readers might have missed in previous books. It also answers and raises many questions about the mysterious V.F.D. organization, a key player in A Series
This book is just plain fun. It’s full of photographs, letters, minutes, and scripts all teeming with tantalizing and mysterious information about V.F.D. I’m just going to quote from the Wikipedia page here: “The book helps clear up some loose ends from the series, but it also introduces many more mysteries, as well as elucidates details which readers might have missed in previous books. It also answers and raises many questions about the mysterious V.F.D. organization, a key player in A Series of Unfortunate Events. As it may, it even brings some sense of Mr. Snicket’s history.” There. That’s what the book is about. It really does fill in many of the gaps, as well as create some new questions, but it definitely explains V.F.D. a whole lot more without giving away anything at all.
Also, Beatrice’s identity can be found here, if you’re really good with obscure details and ambiguous description.
It’s not important to read this book if you’re reading ASOUE, but it is a nice, funny supplement, and it does clear up a few things.
Overall,
the book is funny and a great supplement to ASOUE. It simultaneously enlightens and confuses, and it’s just great fun to read.
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Though his eccentric style might not appeal to everyone, Lemony Snicket represents, in many ways, the writer I endeavor to become. The outlandish details of his secret-society infested world somehow weave together into a tapestry that forever leaves the reader wanting more. Perhaps he leans too heavily on the omission of vital information to keep drawing his audience ever inward in the sometimes maddening spiral of his fiction, but Snicket's devotion to his complex illusion is admirable, as is h
Though his eccentric style might not appeal to everyone, Lemony Snicket represents, in many ways, the writer I endeavor to become. The outlandish details of his secret-society infested world somehow weave together into a tapestry that forever leaves the reader wanting more. Perhaps he leans too heavily on the omission of vital information to keep drawing his audience ever inward in the sometimes maddening spiral of his fiction, but Snicket's devotion to his complex illusion is admirable, as is his morbid wit. Though I have not picked up any volumes in the parent Series of Unfortunate Events in years, I was still able to enjoy this 'autobiography' as a standalone work. The book is, however, rife with SoUE references, so fans of the series might find even more enjoyment than I. As a final recommendation, I urge readers not to forget to read the inside of the jacket, as well as the copyright information, as Snicket uses even these usually mundane spaces to show off his truly phenomenal talent for hilariously wacky writing.
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An old favorite. When I was a kid I POURED over this, making my own annotations on loose-leaf notebook paper about my own theories and how I thought it all tied together. I even played the (brief) sheet music on the piano (which I imagine very few readers actually bothered to do) so I could hear the folk songs. I got more invested in this book than perhaps the rest of the series since the clues in the series were few and far between, while this book is nothing but clues and red herrings and ridd
An old favorite. When I was a kid I POURED over this, making my own annotations on loose-leaf notebook paper about my own theories and how I thought it all tied together. I even played the (brief) sheet music on the piano (which I imagine very few readers actually bothered to do) so I could hear the folk songs. I got more invested in this book than perhaps the rest of the series since the clues in the series were few and far between, while this book is nothing but clues and red herrings and riddles.
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"For various reasons, portions of this chapter have been changed or made up entirely, including this sentence."
This is the self-referential, contradictory, absurd flavor of this entire book. Though not a book in the series proper, this book is purported to be written by Lemony Snicket (the author/character), but released in an unauthorized manner, containing information from the famous Snicket File about the Baudelaire orphans of
A Series of Unfortunate Events
. However, it contradicts itself oft
"For various reasons, portions of this chapter have been changed or made up entirely, including this sentence."
This is the self-referential, contradictory, absurd flavor of this entire book. Though not a book in the series proper, this book is purported to be written by Lemony Snicket (the author/character), but released in an unauthorized manner, containing information from the famous Snicket File about the Baudelaire orphans of
A Series of Unfortunate Events
. However, it contradicts itself often (on purpose), provides weird hints that go nowhere, features strange photographs with arrows pointing to nothing, and is full of false information that tells you that it's false (with Lemony Snicket commenting on some of the falsehoods in additional notes). The most obvious problem, of course, is that the book claims Snicket is dead. He is not. Or that's what he'd like you to believe.
Ignore that obituary. He's totally alive.
Because Snicket is supposedly on the run while investigating the Baudelaire case and cleaning up details about his family and lost love, he claims it is dangerous for you, the reader, to be caught learning about it, so he has helpfully provided a reversible dust jacket for the volume. This was, to be honest, the most hilarious marketing scheme I have ever seen. The default cover on the hardback looks like it's made from a brown paper bag, but inside it is glossy and pretty, with vibrant colors, and allows you to
disguise your book
by pretending it is a happy children's book called
The Pony Party
, book 1 in the series
The Luckiest Kids in the World
. It pictures children about the ages of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny enjoying their pony party, with dippy copy and mini-bios for the author and illustrator.
It's not an essential volume to the series, and to be perfectly honest it sheds NO light on anything because it's deliberately confusing (so people who want an extra insight into what's going to happen in the rest of the series are barking up the wrong tree here), but it has a hilariously Monty Python-esque seriousness-coated-in-absurdity flavor to it, and I enjoyed reading it.
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So I read this as part of the booktubeathon and I was actually very excited to see this in the shop and enjoy some more from the series. I did enjoy the funny little quirks like books, postcards and so on which all hinted at clues and messages from the original series. Some things were expanded upon and others were simply made more confusing, baffling and intriguing - we will never know the answers!?
I love Snicket's writing style as I think that the prose is highly amusing and entertainment just
So I read this as part of the booktubeathon and I was actually very excited to see this in the shop and enjoy some more from the series. I did enjoy the funny little quirks like books, postcards and so on which all hinted at clues and messages from the original series. Some things were expanded upon and others were simply made more confusing, baffling and intriguing - we will never know the answers!?
I love Snicket's writing style as I think that the prose is highly amusing and entertainment just runs rampart throughout the series. I feel like if I had read this book shortly after concluding the whole series I would have been able to understand and remember a lot more but as it's been a while only bits of it stood out and had a big revelation to me. I would certainly read this if I reread the main series.
I would give this a 3*s out of 5*s as it's a good companion, but it's still not as entertaining as it could have been if some of the questions had been answered in a little more detail etc.
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The unauthorized biography of Lemony Snickets is a fun, silly, nonsensical addition to the “true” tales of the Baudelaire orphans. Allusions are made to a connection between Snickets and the Baudelaires and a secret society. I wonder if I would have “gotten” more of this if I’d already read the whole series. Regardless, this is a great looking book that’s a fun if extremely quick read.
Tra ritagli di giornale, stralci di lettere e note varie, Lemony Snicket gioca ancora una volta con i suoi lettori, regalando un puzzle da comporre, ma sempre con diversi pezzi mancanti!
Se vi state ponendo domande del tipo
"Ma cos'è il V.F.D.?"
,
"Ma perchè Olaf è così cattivo?"
, e
"Ma chi è Lemony Snicket??"
, in questa autobiografica non autorizzata troverete tutte le risposte... ma ad altre domande! XD Ma chi sta attento sarà premiato con qualche informazione in più...
Libro consigliatissimo a t
Tra ritagli di giornale, stralci di lettere e note varie, Lemony Snicket gioca ancora una volta con i suoi lettori, regalando un puzzle da comporre, ma sempre con diversi pezzi mancanti!
Se vi state ponendo domande del tipo
"Ma cos'è il V.F.D.?"
,
"Ma perchè Olaf è così cattivo?"
, e
"Ma chi è Lemony Snicket??"
, in questa autobiografica non autorizzata troverete tutte le risposte... ma ad altre domande! XD Ma chi sta attento sarà premiato con qualche informazione in più...
Libro consigliatissimo a tutti i lettori (/fanatici) di
Una serie di sfortunati eventi
: forse chiuso il libro vi ritroverete con più domande di prima in testa, ma ne uscirete fuori anche con diverse questioni risolte. Il libro è stato scritto durante la pubblicazione della serie dei Baudelaire, ma consiglio la lettura solo dopo aver completato quella della storia dei tre fratelli, capirete meglio di cosa si sta parlando (o non parlando).
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This book is scattered all over the place, which made it a little hard to comprehend. The chapters are all based on questions about Snicket's life, but I didn't feel like they were answered in the chapters. I did like the photos and letters, which made it more fun to read, but overall it wasn't as great as I hoped it would be.
This is a short, fun read--a clever little tie-in book to A Series for Unfortunate Events with pictures, letters, and other "evidence" related to the series. If you've already read the whole series, you won't learn anything major here or answer any of the big questions left from the series, but there are some interesting details. It recaptures some of the humorous tone that was lost as the later books got more serious. I'm guessing this would be a great addition for kids who are fans of the book
This is a short, fun read--a clever little tie-in book to A Series for Unfortunate Events with pictures, letters, and other "evidence" related to the series. If you've already read the whole series, you won't learn anything major here or answer any of the big questions left from the series, but there are some interesting details. It recaptures some of the humorous tone that was lost as the later books got more serious. I'm guessing this would be a great addition for kids who are fans of the books--for adults it's just something fun to pick up if you happen to come across it (which I did since it was right by the other books in the library) rather than something I'd recommend actively seeking out. Mostly it's just further proof that Snicket/Handler is a clever guy.
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even though he doesnt exist, (his real name is daniel handler for those who r interested) this man is a mystery to me. a SERIOUS mystery. this book didnt answer ANY of my questions but then again i dont think it was really supposed. to tell you the truth i am not really sure.
Lemony Snicket had an unusual education and a perplexing youth and now endures a despondent adulthood. His previous published works include the thirteen volumes in A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Composer is Dead, and 13 Words. His new series is All The Wrong Questions.
“Desperate times call for desperate measures" is an aphorism which here means "sometimes you need to change your facial expression in order to create a workable disguise." The quoting of an aphorism, such as "It takes a village to raise a child," "No news is good news," and "Love conquers all," rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen, which is why we provide our volunteers with a disguise kit in addition to helpful phrases of advice.”
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“You may want to keep a commonplace book which is a notebook where you can copy parts of books you think are in code, or take notes on a series of events you may have observed that are suspicious, unfortunate, or very dull. Keep your commonplace book in a safe place, such as underneath your bed, or at a nearby dairy.”
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