Suspense, excess, danger, and exuberant fun come together in Chuck Barris's unlikely autobiography- the tale of a wildly amboyant '70s television producer nationally known as the host of The Gong Show. What most people don't know is that Barris also spent close to two decades as a decorated covert assassin for the CIA, claiming to have killed over thirty people. Honestly.
Suspense, excess, danger, and exuberant fun come together in Chuck Barris's unlikely autobiography- the tale of a wildly amboyant '70s television producer nationally known as the host of The Gong Show. What most people don't know is that Barris also spent close to two decades as a decorated covert assassin for the CIA, claiming to have killed over thirty people. Honestly. Barris, who achieved tremendous success as the creator of the hit game shows The Dating Game and The Newlywed Game, joined the CIA as an agent in the early 1960s. He inltrated the Civil Rights movement, met with militant Muslims in Harlem, and was sent abroad to kill enemies of the American state, even as his game shows began to soar to ratings success. Originally published in 1982, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind has been out of print for a number of years, but interest in Barris is about to reach an all-time high, with a major movie based on the book coming from Miramax Films in December 2002. The all-star cast includes Sam Rockwell, Julia Roberts, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Drew Barrymore. Barris will be covered extensively in the media this fall. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind is a wild and improbable tale spiced with intrigue, sex, bad behavior, and plenty of one-liners.
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Paperback
,
256 pages
Published
November 27th 2002
by Miramax Books
(first published 1984)
A complete fraud! Or is it? Yes, it has to be! Doesn't it?
Who's to say if the super tall tales Barris lays down in
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
are real? Like him or not, the man was a real entertainer. He knew what the people wanted and he gave it to them. But one wonders if while sitting around bored at his ABC Studios security guard gig cooking up ideas that would eventually turn into hit television shows like The Dating Game, The Newlywed Game and the Gong Show, perhaps Barris was also co
A complete fraud! Or is it? Yes, it has to be! Doesn't it?
Who's to say if the super tall tales Barris lays down in
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
are real? Like him or not, the man was a real entertainer. He knew what the people wanted and he gave it to them. But one wonders if while sitting around bored at his ABC Studios security guard gig cooking up ideas that would eventually turn into hit television shows like The Dating Game, The Newlywed Game and the Gong Show, perhaps Barris was also cooking up an alter ego, a James Bond daydream persona that could lift him out of his humdrum existence. When ambitious nobodies get a notion the wings of their imagination can fly it to incredible heights.
Real or not, Barris' spy stories, while made-for-the-big-screen in tone and content, are fun to read. And I will also say this for the book, it's a quick read! Not just page-wise brevity, but rather the pacing. Just like in his Gong Show days, ol' Chucky baby knows how to keep the show moving. Was it worth reading? Well, I don't know if I'd recommend it. Personally, I read it because I felt I owed him one. When I was a wee lad, Chuck Barris' tv shows entertained the heck out of me. Watching adults make fools out of themselves on the Gong Show cracked me up to no end! So even though I knew it wasn't going to be a great piece of literature, I had to read it...just to see what the old entertainer still had up his sleeves.
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Was Chuck Barris, creator of
The Dating Game
,
The Newlywed Game
and
The Gong Show
actually a hit man for the CIA? Stranger things have occurred. After all, Julia Childs was a CIA agent but she never killed anyone...I think. I wonder if Valerie Plame ever offed someone?
I think it is safe to say
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
is purely fiction or, at the most, a figment of Barris' manically creative mind. The surprising thing is that it is a very funny book with the type of humor you would expect
Was Chuck Barris, creator of
The Dating Game
,
The Newlywed Game
and
The Gong Show
actually a hit man for the CIA? Stranger things have occurred. After all, Julia Childs was a CIA agent but she never killed anyone...I think. I wonder if Valerie Plame ever offed someone?
I think it is safe to say
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
is purely fiction or, at the most, a figment of Barris' manically creative mind. The surprising thing is that it is a very funny book with the type of humor you would expect from someone like Woody Allen. If Chuck Barris actually wrote this book, which is a huge IF when it comes to celebrity books, he displays a wry wit about not only his fictitious CIA capers but also his more factual experiences as TV's most successful, and hated, producer. His exploits are both boastful and self-deprecating as he describes his success after two years in TV as achieving "My first prime-time special,my second automobile...and my tenth pregnant girl-friend". The author clearly had a lot of fun with this but I think he was also trying to "out" his own conflictual existence in the dog-eat-dog television industry by disguising it as a fantasy espionage thriller. And if nothing else, he did bring
The Popsicle Twins
to prime-time TV.
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A week ago, I happene to catch a little-known movie called "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" -- George Clooney's directoral debut. The movie also had Julia Roberts and Drew Barrymore in it, and although I'm not a movie-goer, I was surprised I had never heard of it. Then I realized that it was based on the "autobiography" of Chuck Barris, creator of "The Dating Game", "The Newlywed Game," and "The Gong Show" among others. Being a child of the 1970s, I remembered those games fondly, and watched th
A week ago, I happene to catch a little-known movie called "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" -- George Clooney's directoral debut. The movie also had Julia Roberts and Drew Barrymore in it, and although I'm not a movie-goer, I was surprised I had never heard of it. Then I realized that it was based on the "autobiography" of Chuck Barris, creator of "The Dating Game", "The Newlywed Game," and "The Gong Show" among others. Being a child of the 1970s, I remembered those games fondly, and watched the movie, which was so entertaining, and fun, and thought-provoking. I found the book that the movie was based on in the library, and read the whole thing in one evening. All I can say is WOW. This book is a wild romp through the life, real or imagined, of one of the most famous television producers in the 1960s and 1970s, and is not just Hollywood or LA, but tells about Barris's "secret double life" -- as a hired assassin for the Central Intelligence Agency. Yes, THAT CIA. Part Hollywood tell-all, part spy thriller, but wholly entertaining and quickly read. Is is true? Who cares?! It is so much fun!
(Rated R for sex and language and violence)
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I finished the book this morning and then watched the movie, (made from a Charlie Kaufman screenplay adaptation) tonight after the Super Bowl. I can tell you that the film was a lot more edgy, dark and less fun than the book. Although both representations are meritorious. I've come to idolize Chuck Barris since I read You and Me, Babe years ago. The whole thing is an interesting read what with the whole fantasy about Chuckie Baby doubling as a CIA assassin. But, Barris' real life stuff is what f
I finished the book this morning and then watched the movie, (made from a Charlie Kaufman screenplay adaptation) tonight after the Super Bowl. I can tell you that the film was a lot more edgy, dark and less fun than the book. Although both representations are meritorious. I've come to idolize Chuck Barris since I read You and Me, Babe years ago. The whole thing is an interesting read what with the whole fantasy about Chuckie Baby doubling as a CIA assassin. But, Barris' real life stuff is what fascinates me most. "Palisades Park" then crazy television success into his current status as a writer. At the end of the film, the camera intimates on the then septuagenarian Barris' face while Sam Rockwell's voice over tells of an edifying new game show Barris has thought up. That stays with you in a way the book does not. From the film you are left wishing that Chuck Barris could just appreciate what he did and what a spectacular life he's led and that, critics be damned, he did make worthwhile hilarity on tv, he did buck the system and he seemed to have more laughs than anyone else. Reading the book, you get a sense that maybe he did know some of those things.
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I finished the book this morning and then watched the movie, (made from a Charlie Kaufman screenplay adaptation) tonight after the Super Bowl. I can t
I finished the book this morning and then watched the movie, (made from a Charlie Kaufman screenplay adaptation) tonight after the Super Bowl. I can tell you that the film was a lot more edgy, dark and less fun than the book. Although both representations are meritorious. I've come to idolize Chuck Barris since I read You and Me, Babe years ago. The whole thing is an interesting read what with the whole fantasy about Chuckie Baby doubling as a CIA assassin. But, Barris' real life stuff is what fascinates me most. "Palisades Park" then crazy television success into his current status as a writer. At the end of the film, the camera intimates on the then septuagenarian Barris' face while Sam Rockwell's voice over tells of an edifying new game show Barris has thought up. That stays with you in a way the book does not. From the film you are left wishing that Chuck Barris could just appreciate what he did and what a spectacular life he's led and that, critics be damned, he did make worthwhile hilarity on tv, he did buck the system and he seemed to have more laughs than anyone else. Reading the book, you get a sense that maybe he did know some of those things.
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Feb 07, 2010 10:48PM
Ladies and gentlemen...I'd like to introduce to you Mr. Chuck Barris, ladies and gentlemen: pop-song one-hit wonder writer, lothario, creator of numerous hit TV game shows, host of the skewed variety show The Gong Show, wearer of many goofy hats, living national joke, and...according to this debatable tell-all from the 70's, also a government hit-man.
Written so conversationally, constructed so flawlessly - at the time it was first published this fantastical yarn couldn't be proven nor dis-prove
Ladies and gentlemen...I'd like to introduce to you Mr. Chuck Barris, ladies and gentlemen: pop-song one-hit wonder writer, lothario, creator of numerous hit TV game shows, host of the skewed variety show The Gong Show, wearer of many goofy hats, living national joke, and...according to this debatable tell-all from the 70's, also a government hit-man.
Written so conversationally, constructed so flawlessly - at the time it was first published this fantastical yarn couldn't be proven nor dis-proven, albeit it's incredible implausability. It just had to be taken for the wonderful mystery it was.
Even though now we can pretty much rule out the whole hit-man thing (a later memoir didn't really bring it up), this book still stands as a wildly amusing perfectly metaphorical memoir where Barris took his persecution frustration from the people who said he was responsible for the dumbing down of our wonderful nation via network television and confessed to things they'd really be disgusted at - actually killing some of the American and International public, not just dumbing them down.
Angry, searching, thoughtful, silly, and always amusing.
I love this book and Chuck Barris and silly hats with all of my heart of hearts.
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I doubt Barris' story. His account of the recruitment process sounds way too random, and he comes off as unstable. The circumstances of the hits sound unlikely, and almost everybody he mentions who might be able to corroborate or debunk his stories are dead.
Besides, one of the surest signs somebody does NOT work for the CIA is when they claim they do.
Barris comes across as a pretty unpleasant human. To his credit he doesn't rationalize or blame others.
He has a picture in the book of one of the C
I doubt Barris' story. His account of the recruitment process sounds way too random, and he comes off as unstable. The circumstances of the hits sound unlikely, and almost everybody he mentions who might be able to corroborate or debunk his stories are dead.
Besides, one of the surest signs somebody does NOT work for the CIA is when they claim they do.
Barris comes across as a pretty unpleasant human. To his credit he doesn't rationalize or blame others.
He has a picture in the book of one of the CIA guys he says he worked with. If he's willing to burn a guy for no particular reason, he's either a world-class @hole or a nut.
Now I want to figure out whether Barris might be credible or or if he's delusional. My bet is the latter, but what do I know?
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At the risk of making you think I am batshit insane, please allow me to tell you a story from my youth. At times, I would imagine that I was on a TV show, complete with an audience who would laugh, clap and go "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" when I did something bad. But the "ohhhhhhhhh" was one of those, "Oh no she dinnit! That Patti girl is so cray-cray!" kind of things that you say while laughing at the protagonist, while simultaneously shaking your head at their craziness.
So I would do stupid shit, imagin
At the risk of making you think I am batshit insane, please allow me to tell you a story from my youth. At times, I would imagine that I was on a TV show, complete with an audience who would laugh, clap and go "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" when I did something bad. But the "ohhhhhhhhh" was one of those, "Oh no she dinnit! That Patti girl is so cray-cray!" kind of things that you say while laughing at the protagonist, while simultaneously shaking your head at their craziness.
So I would do stupid shit, imagining that the audience was finding me absolutely adorable and saying, "Isn't she funny?" all the while. Eventually though, I got over this and curtailed my stupid shit. Chuck Barris, OTOH, must never have lost his invisible audience going "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh"; I mean, he practically brags about paying for dozens of abortions, leaving his dog to starve to death, and generally being a prick to the nth degree.
Why on earth would someone put this in his autobiography? I mean, seriously? Other than that he thinks we are going to shake our heads and go, "Oh no he dinnit! That Chuck just so CRAY!"
And seriously? This guy was an assassin? He's still high from drugs from the 50s...I wouldn't give him a gun if it was World War 3.
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If all true, it is an incredible story and a CIA/game show creating bad ass. The shit you see about assassins and moles in the movies is for real. And once again the cliche about the book being better than the movie is true, but watch the movie anyway. I'm amazed Barris was never taken out.
The idea of the host of The Gong Show actually being a secret agent and Barris actually playing it completely straight the whole time sounds a lot more intriguing than it actually ends up being on paper. Given how outrageous a claim he's making, I expected the story to be more, well, outrageous.
Side-splittingly hilarious. Whether any of it is true or not is really of no consequence: the book is worth the read.
Actually, screw that, you HAVE to read this book. The one-liners alone are more than worth it. It's refreshing and gives you a really interesting bit of insight into a time period and (especially) individual that we of the later generations view with a sort of sepia-tinted nostalgically hokey glow. Barris writes with a raunchy punch and his brazenly honest confessions make him in
Side-splittingly hilarious. Whether any of it is true or not is really of no consequence: the book is worth the read.
Actually, screw that, you HAVE to read this book. The one-liners alone are more than worth it. It's refreshing and gives you a really interesting bit of insight into a time period and (especially) individual that we of the later generations view with a sort of sepia-tinted nostalgically hokey glow. Barris writes with a raunchy punch and his brazenly honest confessions make him instantly relatable to any and all misfits, has-beens, disenfranchised youths, and cranky old folk. He has a sardonic negativity that melds and fuses to a certain crazed whimsy that makes me wish he would not only be my friend...but that he would write another book.
First things first, I'm gonna call bullshit on most, if not all , of Barris' CIA related nonsense. It all just seems to be concocted for the sake of making an interesting read. Not to mention, that it's all his word with no way of substantiating his facts. I find Chuck Barris to be an interesting personality on his own. And he found plenty of success creating TV game shows that any ordinary Joe could relate to. That being said, I am certain there would be enough material there alone to make an i
First things first, I'm gonna call bullshit on most, if not all , of Barris' CIA related nonsense. It all just seems to be concocted for the sake of making an interesting read. Not to mention, that it's all his word with no way of substantiating his facts. I find Chuck Barris to be an interesting personality on his own. And he found plenty of success creating TV game shows that any ordinary Joe could relate to. That being said, I am certain there would be enough material there alone to make an interesting read. But I couldn't get by a quote late in the book by one of his "girlfriends" that sealed his story's fate in my eyes, "Me believe you! Are you crazy? You are a liar. A "congenial", pathological, habitual liar."
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I can't speaking for anyone else but I personally have always believed that Barris did have a government connection though he most certainly embellished the details for his brilliant book. Knowing what I know about the CIA now, I don't put it past them to approach Barris. Media wasn't everywhere then. People didn't carry around phones with cameras both still and video in their pockets at all times. No internet. It's not THAT big of a stretch that he could have been an operative.
The book like th
I can't speaking for anyone else but I personally have always believed that Barris did have a government connection though he most certainly embellished the details for his brilliant book. Knowing what I know about the CIA now, I don't put it past them to approach Barris. Media wasn't everywhere then. People didn't carry around phones with cameras both still and video in their pockets at all times. No internet. It's not THAT big of a stretch that he could have been an operative.
The book like the "Gong Show" itself genius one way or another. A work of mad genius. Where have have you gone Chuck Barris? We need you back in our lives ...
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A strange hybrid: one part memoir, one part elaborate spy fiction, this is an entertaining read overall. Barris's real story of success as a game show producer/host in the 1960s and 70s is pretty interesting overall, and he tells it mostly effectively although it does occasionally seem that he's left out a lot of details. He's bad with transitions and dialogue, so none of it feels as authentic as it could. I remember The Gong Show when I was very young, not so much watching it but that it was a
A strange hybrid: one part memoir, one part elaborate spy fiction, this is an entertaining read overall. Barris's real story of success as a game show producer/host in the 1960s and 70s is pretty interesting overall, and he tells it mostly effectively although it does occasionally seem that he's left out a lot of details. He's bad with transitions and dialogue, so none of it feels as authentic as it could. I remember The Gong Show when I was very young, not so much watching it but that it was a thing, and some of the behind the scenes battles with the network over production and censorship are interesting. I'd have preferred a little more of Barris's real life than what makes up the rest of the book. My understanding is that Barris's daughter often appeared on The Gong Show, but the book makes no mention of a family. In fact, his romantic interest is a woman who doesn't appear on Wikipedia as one of his wives, so my guess is that many of these details are as fabricated as his super secret spy adventures.
And the spy stuff is garbage and unnecessary garbage because Barris's actual life seems pretty worthy of a memoir. Again, dialogue and transitions are a big problem, but the bigger problem is how inauthentic Barris's made-up spy life feels. His assassination stories are cliched and structured like generic pulp spy novel plots, not real life. Even the unmasking of a mole late in the book feels like its been done over and over in better books. Finally, it's unclear what special adeptness at spy work or assassinations Barris possesses that makes him so in demand from the CIA. The game show producer scouting locations is a nice cover, but it's not developed or delved into in the book at all. He could just be a tourist based on these stories. Also, it's unclear what exactly his role is in the CIA. Most of the time, he seems like a low level operative. On one occasion, he mentions interviewing new recruits. His fabrications aren't terribly convincing.
Overall, this works fairly well as a short biography of a media personality and considerably less well as a poorly written spy novel.
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"'Why you?' Lucy Sue Glopp had asked while spreading Borden's canned whipped cream on my pecker. 'Why do YOU want to host "The Gong Show"?' We were lying naked atop my massive four-poster bed. 'Greed,' I answered, my arms clasped behind my head. 'Pure and simple greed.'" That's just a sample from an entertaining but ultimately baffling autobiography by the creator of The Dating Game and The Newlywed Game and creator and host of The Gong Show. For one thing, this is a sad individual whose whole s
"'Why you?' Lucy Sue Glopp had asked while spreading Borden's canned whipped cream on my pecker. 'Why do YOU want to host "The Gong Show"?' We were lying naked atop my massive four-poster bed. 'Greed,' I answered, my arms clasped behind my head. 'Pure and simple greed.'" That's just a sample from an entertaining but ultimately baffling autobiography by the creator of The Dating Game and The Newlywed Game and creator and host of The Gong Show. For one thing, this is a sad individual whose whole sense of self and sense of perspective has been distorted and shattered by the Hollywood meat-grinder, and was probably in dysfunctional shape to begin with. Nonetheless, this comes across as, in a weird way, brutally honest, including honest about his own misogyny and feelings of failure etc. It's astounding how seriously Barris took The Gong Show and what he saw as his entertainment mission, and how wounded he was by the fierce criticism of it. He became a recluse for years after critics savaged The Gong Show Movie. The man who invented "gonging" unable to endure mean-spirited, humorous criticism himself. Then there's the whole subplot of his double life as a C.I.A. assassin. We're asked to believe that Chuck Barris was on the KGB's most-wanted list and survived more than one assassination attempt. How true is it? You can argue plausibly for 0% or 100% or anywhere in between (I'll hazard a guess of 10-20%). But if it's all or mostly made up, why? Barris told an interviewer after the book came out that he was just trying to make a point, but what point was that? Would the C.I.A. really let him live after revealing those secrets—he even includes a photo and full name of the girlfriend whom he ended up murdering after she turned out to be a KGB mole. Or does his celebrity protect him? Who would have thought that Chuck Barris was a cipher and enigma?
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Whether or not you believe the veracity of this supposed autobiography isn't really important. What
is
important is how the interpretation of it changes if you assume it's true, compared to if you assume it's a fabrication. It's more interesting to assume it's a fabrication, because it begs the question of "why?"
Is the assassination double life just a clever way to make an autobiography more interesting? To find a publisher for what might otherwise be seen as a therapy session, an outlet to vent
Whether or not you believe the veracity of this supposed autobiography isn't really important. What
is
important is how the interpretation of it changes if you assume it's true, compared to if you assume it's a fabrication. It's more interesting to assume it's a fabrication, because it begs the question of "why?"
Is the assassination double life just a clever way to make an autobiography more interesting? To find a publisher for what might otherwise be seen as a therapy session, an outlet to vent about the exhaustion of feeling like (or perhaps being) the most hated man on television in the '70s?
More importantly, what are we supposed to make of it if it is fiction? How
much
of it is fiction? What do we make of the casual racism and misogyny? How are we supposed to feel sympathy for Barris' bouts of depression if they're caused by events that didn't happen? Are these elements are a reflection of the Chuck Barris, or are they a figment of the character Chuck Barris?
Either way, Barris is a crafty writer with a keen eye for detail and a morbid sense of humor (though I still wish he liked women more). Even if you don't buy his tale, it's entertaining enough. If this is a work of fiction, it's one hell of a work of fiction. If it's a true story (yeah, right), it's one hell of a life. The movie is pretty good, too.
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Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
is one weird book.
Chuck Barris
subtitles it as an "unauthorized autobigraphy". That should begin to give you an idea that this guy isn't exactly shooting ducks with a completely loaded gun. But it is an entertaining read. Ever wonder what Chuck Barris; creator of the Dating Game, The Newlywed Game and The Gong Show, did in his spare time? Me niether... But apparently he killed enemies of the good old US of A during the height of the Cold War. Like I said: it is
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
is one weird book.
Chuck Barris
subtitles it as an "unauthorized autobigraphy". That should begin to give you an idea that this guy isn't exactly shooting ducks with a completely loaded gun. But it is an entertaining read. Ever wonder what Chuck Barris; creator of the Dating Game, The Newlywed Game and The Gong Show, did in his spare time? Me niether... But apparently he killed enemies of the good old US of A during the height of the Cold War. Like I said: it is an entertaining read.
I assume the life and times of a network game show producer and host just weren't all that interesting and Barris felt the need to invent an exciting persona to liven up his life story. It worked. I found myself returning to this one again and again to read more of the (imagined?) exploits of this goofy dude.
The writing style is off the cuff and the prose is conversational. The book is extemely approachable but filled to the brim with expletives and vulgarity. But what more would you expect from an American icon who cut his teeth in the height of the 60's? The story moves fast and the action is down and dirty.
If you've ever wondered about the inspiration behind The Gong Show or felt like taking out your frustrations with a silenced Walther PPK on some KGB spook, give this one a shot.
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I haven't seen the film, and frankly I can't really see why they would make one based on this book. It was only mildly entertaining.
The premise sounds interesting and exciting: the creator of The Gong Show, The Newlywed Game, The Dating Game, etc. was an assassin for the CIA.I guess it's possible; Julia Child was a secret agent back in the day, so stranger things have happened.
Based on this book, neither the CIA nor the KGB seem to be particularly well-organized or intelligent operations. Barris
I haven't seen the film, and frankly I can't really see why they would make one based on this book. It was only mildly entertaining.
The premise sounds interesting and exciting: the creator of The Gong Show, The Newlywed Game, The Dating Game, etc. was an assassin for the CIA.I guess it's possible; Julia Child was a secret agent back in the day, so stranger things have happened.
Based on this book, neither the CIA nor the KGB seem to be particularly well-organized or intelligent operations. Barris bungles his way through his assignments, besting high-profile agents and avoiding attempts on his own life by pure luck. His matter-of-fact retelling falls flat as a narrative, making the story perhaps more believable simply because it's too boring to be fiction.
The best parts were short excerpts directly from his shows, which several times had me laughing aloud on the metro, as well as his take on the dark side of celebrity.
Maybe this would have been more interesting if I'd been around when Chuck Barris was still a household name; I'm guessing a sense of shock and disbelief would have added to the suspense.
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So unbelievable I totally believe it! I LOVED THIS BOOK! It goes down as one of my all time favorites, in part because it so zany and so hard to believe. The premise is that Chuck Barris, the creator of such cheesy game shows, like The Gong Show, was actually a CIA hitman and the whole time his TV show personae was a front. I know, if you're like me right now your saying "what the hell?" I know I still am as well. The book reads as a memoir and a Mea Culpa as Barris confesses to murdering dozens
So unbelievable I totally believe it! I LOVED THIS BOOK! It goes down as one of my all time favorites, in part because it so zany and so hard to believe. The premise is that Chuck Barris, the creator of such cheesy game shows, like The Gong Show, was actually a CIA hitman and the whole time his TV show personae was a front. I know, if you're like me right now your saying "what the hell?" I know I still am as well. The book reads as a memoir and a Mea Culpa as Barris confesses to murdering dozens of people in the name of his country. He explains how by sheer luck he met a CIA handler who recruited him as an asset. Its discovered that Barris had a natural affinity for this type of thing and as time goes on he becomes a spy and contract killer.
Barris' first love was always television and entertaining. While is contracting with the CIA he also is trying to get a TV idea picked up and he does! So now he is on TV and assassination people! He goes on to explain that the reason one of his shows, the dating game, began sending people overseas for winning is because he was doing clandestine missions in Berlin.
The crazy thing when asked to deny his involvement with the CIA, the CIA said nothing! Now I don't know how much I believe, but this is America we are the land of unbelievable!
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This may be the most bizarre book I've ever read. A well-respected writer friend gave it to me as a present, so I muddled through the beginning. By the middle of the book, I was rubberneck reading--the book was such a catastrophe I couldn't look away. Where to begin with everything that's wrong with this memoir? Well, we can begin with the biggest, most-obvious flaw: an utter lack of true self-awareness, half-masked by an awareness of the lack of self-awareness. Reading the words of someone who
This may be the most bizarre book I've ever read. A well-respected writer friend gave it to me as a present, so I muddled through the beginning. By the middle of the book, I was rubberneck reading--the book was such a catastrophe I couldn't look away. Where to begin with everything that's wrong with this memoir? Well, we can begin with the biggest, most-obvious flaw: an utter lack of true self-awareness, half-masked by an awareness of the lack of self-awareness. Reading the words of someone who is aware they don't know themselves but is too lazy to dig deeper is one of the saddest experiences you can have as a memoir-reader. I feel awkward for Barris. It's like he's on his own Gong Show, and he thinks it's ironic, but actually everyone is laughing at his sub-par performance as a writer.
And that's what this book is: sub par. It's neither a good memoir nor a good CIA thriller nor a historical overview of television culture (although it aspires to be the first two things and doesn't really attempt the third). Chuck Barris clearly has had an interesting life, and could have easily written a celebrity memoir. He decides (I'm guessing) that most celebrity memoirs are boring (that's correct), but he assumes (I'm guessing) that celebrity memoirs are boring because they don't have enough shoot-em-up action (that's wrong - just read the memoirs of Julia Child or Patti Smith). Celebrity memoirs are boring because celebrities aren't writers, and even writer-writers struggle with memoir. Memoir is f***ing hard. It takes years. It takes self-knowledge. It takes a poet's mastery of the language to do well. Making up bogus stuff won't help the plot in memoir the way it will in fiction - in fact it will blow up in your face and make you look deranged.
Barris seems like a smart guy (and he's certainly a hard worker) so it's strange that he took the easy way out with this. The dilemma of achieving success only to be hated for it is a real human dilemma that everyone can relate to, not just celebrities. But instead of realizing this, Barris goes for gimmicks: The CIA crap (which I can't tell would be worse if it's true or false - if true, he has serious unresolved issues, if false he has serious unresolved issues), the misogyny, the racism. At one point he actually makes fun of a female game-show-contestant for being raped. Yikes! Barris occasionally drops in telling lines from his critics, who accuse him of being a woman-hater. He indicates that these critiques bother him so much they give him diarrhea (poop joke! bad-dum-bum!), then does a narrative shrug, and barrels right back into his misogynist autobiography. It's so....weird! Weird, weird, weird.
I will say this: Given our current obsession with truth in memoir, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a resurgence of interest in this memoir. But I find it to raise that question in the most pedestrian way possible, almost as a trick, a big f-u to his readers. Maybe the next Chuck Barris-like memoirist will just put a squirt gun within the covers of his book, so when you open it you get blasted in the face. That's about the level this is on.
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Luke
Ha, I liked the first-hand review you gave of this.
Jun 27, 2012 01:31PM
Ben
"...if true, he has serious unresolved issues, if false he has serious unresolved issues." That cracked me up! Great review of quite an unsavory sound
"...if true, he has serious unresolved issues, if false he has serious unresolved issues." That cracked me up! Great review of quite an unsavory sound book.
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Sep 18, 2015 07:42AM
Ben
*Sounding (I really need to work on proof- reading my online comments)
Sep 18, 2015 07:43AM
Das hier soll eine Autobiographie des erfolgreichen Showmasters Chuck Barris sein, der nebenbei ein Doppelleben als CIA-Auftragskiller führte. Seine Erfolge beim Fernsehen entsprechen - meines Wissens - der Wahrheit. So hat er z.B. "Herzblatt" erfunden, hieß bei ihm "The Dating Game". Auch andere Familienshows, die so ähnlich dann im deutschen Fernsehen liefen, stammen aus seiner Feder.
In wie weit aber seine CIA-Erlebnisse der Wahrheit entsprechen entzieht sich meiner Kenntnis. Ich gebe nur mal
Das hier soll eine Autobiographie des erfolgreichen Showmasters Chuck Barris sein, der nebenbei ein Doppelleben als CIA-Auftragskiller führte. Seine Erfolge beim Fernsehen entsprechen - meines Wissens - der Wahrheit. So hat er z.B. "Herzblatt" erfunden, hieß bei ihm "The Dating Game". Auch andere Familienshows, die so ähnlich dann im deutschen Fernsehen liefen, stammen aus seiner Feder.
In wie weit aber seine CIA-Erlebnisse der Wahrheit entsprechen entzieht sich meiner Kenntnis. Ich gebe nur mal zu bedenken: wenn er wirklich ein Geheimagent beim CIA gewesen wäre, dann dürfte er jetzt sicher nicht so einfach drüber schreiben. Und das mit Rudi Dutschke - da war für mich die Glaubwürdigkeit dann doch entgültig hin.
Dem Lesevergnügen tut das aber keinen Abbruch. Am Ende wurde das Buch sogar noch ein bißchen spannend, als er denjenigen ausschalten soll, der ihn die ganze Zeit selbst versucht hat zu töten.
Mittlerweile habe ich auch den gleichnamigen Film (von und mit George Clooney - aber leider nur in einer Nebenrolle) gesehen; ebenso mittelmäßig gut wie das Buch.
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I know it's been out for a while, but we were watching a Netflix and saw a preview for this film, which made me think of the book. So, I read it. I've noticed that I read a lot of books that eventually are made into films, but I tend to read the books AFTER the movie's been produced. Odd. Like, for instance, I'm adding Into the Wild to the list of books to read (though this is the rare exception when I've first seen the movie then decided to read the book). And, when we were at the movies on Sun
I know it's been out for a while, but we were watching a Netflix and saw a preview for this film, which made me think of the book. So, I read it. I've noticed that I read a lot of books that eventually are made into films, but I tend to read the books AFTER the movie's been produced. Odd. Like, for instance, I'm adding Into the Wild to the list of books to read (though this is the rare exception when I've first seen the movie then decided to read the book). And, when we were at the movies on Sunday, there was a preview for Atonement--so, now I want to read that book.
Anyway, the book. It was predictable and boring, despite the hint of espionage. I kept waiting for some sort of substance to build up, but reading this book was more like listening to a drunk full-of-shit uncle go on and on about his time with The Company and how the broads used to just be crazy for him. If nothing else, this would be a good beach read. Except, I've already read it now.
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Couldn’t pass this up! I had heard about his possible CIA connections, which no one knows for sure if it was true or not. I had forgotten or not even known that he wrote the “The Palisades Park” tune…all I truly remembered was The Gong Show.
Fact or fiction his story was entertaining, full of adventure and intrigue and I didn’t want to put it down!!
I loved how he called Hollywood; Holly-Weird …can’t blame him for that. To think he was blamed for ruining all of television for The Gong Show…! Unbe
Couldn’t pass this up! I had heard about his possible CIA connections, which no one knows for sure if it was true or not. I had forgotten or not even known that he wrote the “The Palisades Park” tune…all I truly remembered was The Gong Show.
Fact or fiction his story was entertaining, full of adventure and intrigue and I didn’t want to put it down!!
I loved how he called Hollywood; Holly-Weird …can’t blame him for that. To think he was blamed for ruining all of television for The Gong Show…! Unbelievable considering what passes for entertainment now a day’s….
Thanks to a Goodreads reviewer of this book, George Clooney’s movie of the same name was mentioned. Had to borrow that from the library….! A little different in some spots..still enjoyable…especially the “extras” (Chuck Barris interview, etc..) on the dvd.
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Could the zany doofus who cavorted with the Unknown Comic, Gene-Gene the Dancing Machine and the parade of mid-70s "personalities" on the panel merely be an alter-ego for a trained CIA killer? Chuckie Baby says yes!
I have actually never seen the movie, although it has been on my list for years. Many people here comment that the movie is better than the book. (And we all know how bibliophiles hate to cop to that.) I'll have to bump the movie up a few notches on my list of things to do.
I have no c
Could the zany doofus who cavorted with the Unknown Comic, Gene-Gene the Dancing Machine and the parade of mid-70s "personalities" on the panel merely be an alter-ego for a trained CIA killer? Chuckie Baby says yes!
I have actually never seen the movie, although it has been on my list for years. Many people here comment that the movie is better than the book. (And we all know how bibliophiles hate to cop to that.) I'll have to bump the movie up a few notches on my list of things to do.
I have no complaints with the book, not having seen the film. Although the premise stretches credibility to the breaking point, I'm the sort of reader who will suspend my disbelief and say stranger things have happened.
Hilarious or creepy, depending on how you want to look at it.
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A funny one, sort of similar to Robert Evans' The Kid Stays in the Picture in style, but with a bit of American Psyhco tossed in.
A presumably unreliable narrator, who is very charismatic, and a story that has pacing issues as the importance of events is schewed through the lense of some one vicious enough for the entertainment industry and hired killing.
Not a terribly good book but I enjoyed it, give it a try if you liked everything about American Psyhco except for those damn endless lists.
A few chuckles, but ultimately this is a "autobiography" with few facts. Even if you read it like fiction, it's still a little boring. Chuck Barris is way too full of himself and that really comes through in his writing.
It's funny, I had a big time crush on Chuck Barris when I was younger (it was around the time this movie came out) and I remembered him being a good writer. I still think he was a good writer, and I'd love to read his newer stuff, but I hadn't realized what a total tool he was. Just a really horrible person.
Anyway, when I saw the movie I figured it was possible that he did all that stuff, but I think anyone who reads the book will quickly rule out any possibility of it being true. That being sai
It's funny, I had a big time crush on Chuck Barris when I was younger (it was around the time this movie came out) and I remembered him being a good writer. I still think he was a good writer, and I'd love to read his newer stuff, but I hadn't realized what a total tool he was. Just a really horrible person.
Anyway, when I saw the movie I figured it was possible that he did all that stuff, but I think anyone who reads the book will quickly rule out any possibility of it being true. That being said, he wrote it well. His "character" is whiny and self-centered, but somehow he makes you interested with his writing style.
Now I'm going to re-read "You and Me, Babe" - which used to be my favorite book.
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Being born in 1978 I knew little of the Gong show and Mr. Barris' other game shows other then a few clips and by reputation. Whether this is true or not I found it enjoyable as a story and amazing if fact.
This was a very compelling read. Much more so than I anticipated. I don't think this book will be enjoyed by everyone, but if you've seen the movie, you'll enjoy the book.
Freakin' hilarious! Barris explains how he was both the host and creator of popular tv shows and a hit-man for the CIA. What more could one ask for from life?
He answers a simple ad, desperate for cash. What does he get himself into? Nothing more than the CIA! At the same time, his star in Hollyweird starts taking off. What are the odds?? Globetrotting, he gets to kill people. The luck! But.... he can't get close to people. Everyone is annoying. The Soviets are out to kill him!! He has to do a fi
Freakin' hilarious! Barris explains how he was both the host and creator of popular tv shows and a hit-man for the CIA. What more could one ask for from life?
He answers a simple ad, desperate for cash. What does he get himself into? Nothing more than the CIA! At the same time, his star in Hollyweird starts taking off. What are the odds?? Globetrotting, he gets to kill people. The luck! But.... he can't get close to people. Everyone is annoying. The Soviets are out to kill him!! He has to do a final hit - get back at the mole who killed his friends. Oh, the plot twist there!!
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Charles Hirsch "Chuck" Barris (born June 3, 1929) is an American game show creator, producer, and host. He is best known for hosting The Gong Show and creating The Dating Game and The Newlywed Game. He is also a songwriter, who wrote the hit "Palisades Park", and the author of
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
, a story about himself that became a film directed by George Clooney.
Barris was born in Ph
Charles Hirsch "Chuck" Barris (born June 3, 1929) is an American game show creator, producer, and host. He is best known for hosting The Gong Show and creating The Dating Game and The Newlywed Game. He is also a songwriter, who wrote the hit "Palisades Park", and the author of
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
, a story about himself that became a film directed by George Clooney.
Barris was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He attended Drexel Institute of Technology where he was a columnist for the student newspaper, The Triangle. He graduated in 1953.
Barris got his start in television as a page and later staffer at NBC in New York City, and eventually worked backstage at the TV music show American Bandstand, originally as a standards-and-practices person for ABC. Barris soon became a music industry figure. He produced pop music on records and TV, but his most successful venture was writing "Palisades Park". Barris also wrote or co-wrote some of the music that appeared on his game shows.
Barris was promoted to the daytime programming division at ABC in Los Angeles and was put in charge of deciding which game shows ABC would air. Barris told his bosses that the pitches of game show concepts were worse than Barris' own ideas. They suggested that he quit his ABC programming job and become a producer.
Barris formed his production company Chuck Barris Productions on June 14, 1965. Barris first became successful during 1965 with his first game show creation, The Dating Game, on ABC. The show would air for eleven of the next fifteen years and be revived twice in the 1980s and 1990s.
The next year Barris began The Newlywed Game, originally created by Nick Nicholson and E. Roger Muir, also for ABC. The combination of the newlywed couples' humorous candor and host Bob Eubanks's sly questioning made the show another hit for Barris. The show is the longest lasting of any developed by his company, running for a total of 19 full years on 'first run' TV, network and syndicated.
Barris created several other short-lived game shows for ABC in the 1960s and for syndication in the 1970s, all of which revolved around a common theme. Barris also made several attempts through the years at non-game formats, such as ABC's Operation Entertainment; a CBS revival of Your Hit Parade; and The Bobby Vinton Show. The latter was his most successful program other than a game show.
Barris became a public figure in 1976 when he produced and served as the host of the talent contest spoof The Gong Show. The show's cult status far outstripped the two years it spent on NBC (1976–78) and the four years it ran in syndication (1976–80).
Barris continued strongly until the mid-1970s, when ABC cancelled the Dating and Newlywed games. This left Barris with only one show, his weekly syndicated effort The New Treasure Hunt. But the success of The Gong Show in 1976 encouraged him to revive the Dating and Newlywed games, as well as adding the $1.98 Beauty Show to his syndication empire. He also hosted a short lived primetime variety hour for NBC from February to April 1978, called The Chuck Barris Rah-Rah Show, essentially a noncompetitive knock-off of Gong.
In Barris's biography, he claims to have worked for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) as an assassin in the 1960s and the 1970s. A 2002 feature film version, directed by George Clooney and starring Sam Rockwell, depicts Barris as killing 33 people. Barris wrote a sequel,
Bad Grass Never Dies
, in 2004.
Feb 07, 2010 10:48PM